Wednesday 4 March 2009

Corrected Tub


9 comments:

Anja Raben said...

au contraire mon ami, it appears Mocksim is now in his 'outside negative space period' as oppose to his 'interior negative space period'. Although Ugo appears to be entering a 'peripheral and central negative space phase'.

Lord Lloyd Ugo said...

Remarkable or otherwise, I have nothing whatsoever to do with this 'bath-in-sack' tomfoolery... This is clearly not my work, yet my name appears to be credited with it. I shall spend no amount of time forgetting this whole abomination.One has nothing further to add except that I suspect one of the maids to have been dusting through my 'private file' again...

Anja Raben said...

how extremely unfortunate...perhaps it doesn't 'quite' warrant instant dismissal but one feels one should recommend a severe docking of wages at the very least.

Lord Lloyd Ugo said...

Wages? You will have to explain this concept...

Mocksim said...

Yes, mathematically speaking 'docking' my wages would in effect require that I be paid money by the Doomsbury Set

Anja Raben said...

...should I take that as an admission of guilt then 'muchacho Mocksim'? .... Lord Lloyd - you really must keep your 'private file' under secure lock and key. Complicated mathmaticals aside, perhaps a good hiding with a carpet beater may bring your domestic staff into line?

Lord Lloyd Ugo said...

The estate shall be dealing with this matter privately. No statement shall be made to the press or any other interested parties. This is not an operation requiring the pitfalls of transparency.

Anja Raben said...

'Yes, mathematically speaking 'docking' my wages would in effect require that I be paid money by the Doomsbury Set'




Can I have my wages docked too please?

Lord Lloyd Ugo said...

Having just returned from the subcontinent, I would like to proffer a request that if any monies be docked (slang?),that I should not suffer for I am representing the gory of empire.

In the name of surely (EX.Emption)