au contraire mon ami, it appears Mocksim is now in his 'outside negative space period' as oppose to his 'interior negative space period'. Although Ugo appears to be entering a 'peripheral and central negative space phase'.
Remarkable or otherwise, I have nothing whatsoever to do with this 'bath-in-sack' tomfoolery... This is clearly not my work, yet my name appears to be credited with it. I shall spend no amount of time forgetting this whole abomination.One has nothing further to add except that I suspect one of the maids to have been dusting through my 'private file' again...
how extremely unfortunate...perhaps it doesn't 'quite' warrant instant dismissal but one feels one should recommend a severe docking of wages at the very least.
...should I take that as an admission of guilt then 'muchacho Mocksim'? .... Lord Lloyd - you really must keep your 'private file' under secure lock and key. Complicated mathmaticals aside, perhaps a good hiding with a carpet beater may bring your domestic staff into line?
The estate shall be dealing with this matter privately. No statement shall be made to the press or any other interested parties. This is not an operation requiring the pitfalls of transparency.
Having just returned from the subcontinent, I would like to proffer a request that if any monies be docked (slang?),that I should not suffer for I am representing the gory of empire.
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au contraire mon ami, it appears Mocksim is now in his 'outside negative space period' as oppose to his 'interior negative space period'. Although Ugo appears to be entering a 'peripheral and central negative space phase'.
Remarkable or otherwise, I have nothing whatsoever to do with this 'bath-in-sack' tomfoolery... This is clearly not my work, yet my name appears to be credited with it. I shall spend no amount of time forgetting this whole abomination.One has nothing further to add except that I suspect one of the maids to have been dusting through my 'private file' again...
how extremely unfortunate...perhaps it doesn't 'quite' warrant instant dismissal but one feels one should recommend a severe docking of wages at the very least.
Wages? You will have to explain this concept...
Yes, mathematically speaking 'docking' my wages would in effect require that I be paid money by the Doomsbury Set
...should I take that as an admission of guilt then 'muchacho Mocksim'? .... Lord Lloyd - you really must keep your 'private file' under secure lock and key. Complicated mathmaticals aside, perhaps a good hiding with a carpet beater may bring your domestic staff into line?
The estate shall be dealing with this matter privately. No statement shall be made to the press or any other interested parties. This is not an operation requiring the pitfalls of transparency.
'Yes, mathematically speaking 'docking' my wages would in effect require that I be paid money by the Doomsbury Set'
Can I have my wages docked too please?
Having just returned from the subcontinent, I would like to proffer a request that if any monies be docked (slang?),that I should not suffer for I am representing the gory of empire.
In the name of surely (EX.Emption)
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